The best answer is "I wasn't there" ( conspiracy )

submitted by Conspirologist

In case you are talking to an asshole, the best answer is always: "I wasn't there, I am not sure".

doginventer

I was not here. You are not sure

DeliciousOnions

I wasn't there.

Nobody saw me there.

You can't prove anything.

Pooh_on_a_Jew

I wasn't there, I'm not sure

Am I sheeple now

YoHomie

I wasn't there, I am not sure.