P33psh04h

Lmao I noticed this as well. I was once banned from Facebook for using the word "snigger".

super_jackoff_style

Had to look up niggle, was not disappointed in the least.

goatsandbros

>light bulb

>reset process

That's all the article I need to be convinced.

SavageSeasons

At this point in time, there is no "smart" product that is worth buying. They ALL have security flaws.

PeggyGilmour

At least it doesn't have a clock to set for it to work.

vastrightwing

Yes, but they saved $0.002 (not Verizon math) per unit by not adding a switch component.

glassuser

A reference to Verizon math. I'm pleasantly surprised that people still remember that bit of idiocy.

RageAgainstTheAmish

Any idiot that buys a lightbulb like this is clearly a full retard

BlueDrache

Oh, joy, because I want my "smart" internet of shit enabled devcies to be a back-door to hack my home network.

Fuck that.

FireSauce

There's only one minor niggle:

Jej

ArielQflip

WTF. that's the dumbest product I have ever seen save the wiper wand!

Roryzilla

This is one of the reasons that GE stock price over the last couple of years has tanked. I bought into GE at 14 a share and sold it at 28 after I saw an advertisement about how GE was diversifying their workforce, the stock price is hovering around 10 now.

YamaMaya

If you are too lazy for a light switch just kill yourself already.

Eleutheria

I got into this with a friend that has smart everything. He couldn't rationalize WHY he needed all of these things. His eyes just sort of glazed over as he talked about waking up, screamimg the lights on, and figuring out his commute time while he was brushing his teeth.

capnflummox

Yes, please.

Corpse_washer

smart lightbulb

It is certainly smarter than the idiots buying them.

derram

https://archive.ph/ffS5w :

2019-06-20 | Must watch: GE's smart light bulb reset process is a masterpiece... of modern techno-insanity • The Register

'You can see how that might require three cycles: on/off, on/off, on/off. ', "But you better hope you're on version 2.8 or higher because the other reset process is even worse.", "Obviously the engineers want to make sure that a light bulb isn't accidentally reset through normal use."

'No one should have to go to this much trouble to reset a fucking light bulb. '

'Most likely, the reset process will work anywhere between 5-10 seconds on and 1-4 seconds off. '


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