SuckaFree

Dude looks like a lady

DiscoPanties

If it looks like a dude, walks like a dude, named like a dude...

binrobinro

I no longer wonder if it's all nigged.

ardvarcus

Looks like Harpo Marx, with without the charm.

Themooninthesky

Miss texas champion watermelon seed spitter.

BoraxTheFungarian

Dang look at those wrists!

Birdbrain

Yep, I wouldn't be willing to bet that that one couldn't flop a whopper out there that would make Moochelle envious.

NoBS

She/he/it must suck a mean dick. That and soyboys from California are empowered in Texas now...

SavageSeasons

Yeah, I, uh, yeah, um, no...

Sherrie

Seriously? Gross!

Clubbooradley

She flosses with a queen-sized mattress🤪

stillhavemyforeskin

How could you even feel happy knowing that the only reason you won was because they felt bad for you. It's like when your parents put your shitty drawings up on the refrigerator when you were young, except that these are grown adults... How stupid can you be.

clamhurt_legbeard

buck teeth

lol