knockoutcheesepizza

Pilot: “I have no idea why she opened the door but she did. She opened the door and she jumped. The door did not open itself.”

AKA “I dindu nuffin”

xolotltlaloc

British woman 'jumps out of airplane to her death'.

FIXED:

  • British woman ' jumps is thrown out of airplane to her death'.

knockoutcheesepizza

Right. The official story is very convoluted and over detailed. The ‘police’ say they may never recover her body as she fell in an area full of lions.... she maybe was never in the plane - was murdered before and concocted a story

xolotltlaloc

she fell in an area full of lions.

LOL WTF?!

MONKEYBUSINESS

There are no soft landings in the rape plane

agodgavemethisland

Ever since Smith-Mundt was repealed, any reported death is likely fiction through and through.

drakesdoom2

Sounds like a pair of niggers raped her in the bush, beat her senseless, and dumped the body somewhere.

knockoutcheesepizza

I’m leaning towards that