Parasites anything new ( conspiracy )

submitted by ComradeUseless

Around the time swartz died I recall it being said that the next frontier that we have really been moving money towards wasnt in pursuit of IT innovations, contrary to the noise, but more on the biological.

Since then I have never really heard of anything, its just been too quiet.

At a time then when we already have discovered means of augmenting lesser animals through the use of parasites as a transmission agent. That they can modify cells which leads to unnatural development or degradation of organs which eventually alters behavior - something as radical as a type of mouse which usually neglects its young to start caring for it more. I wouldnt be surprised if by now they have already moved to human testing.

Anyone hear anything new?

ardvarcus

I'm going to start a conspiracy about the golden cockroaches. That's right, they're golden in color, and they are intelligent. They have begun to kill the owners of the houses in which they live by crawling into their noses and mouths as they sleep and suffocating them. Then they crawl away and hide, and investigators believe that the person in bed had a heart attack. They are responsible for all the crib deaths you read about. If you put your ear to the wall, you can hear them humming -- that is them talking to each other, planning what they are going to do to you. Their eventual purpose is to eliminate humanity from the planet.

FreeRebel

I think OP has a serious question. This comment is just a jape.