Hi. My name is Jesus. I am from Nazareth. I was born a jew, surrounded by jews. All I wanted in my life was to be a good carpenter and find a fuckable woman to marry. Instead, the jews said that I had to become an incel and waste my time by traveling and preaching to people I don't give a fuck about. Instead of a wife they gave me a whore. They promised me 30 pieces of silver for this job, but Judas got them instead. I am starting to suspect that jews are batshit crazy. Stay tuned for more info. Cheers.