How come whenever there's a mass shooting, gun sales increase?

It seems drills are going on all over the US this week. Sounds coordinated as if funding is involved.

I hate that training.

Here's how to cower in fear awaiting your inevitable fate because we banned you from having guns

Also

Active shooters are often DISGRUNTLED and people HIDE IN STAIRWELLS! Which is why we BAN GUNS so they WON'T BE ARMED.

Supervisor: Um, yeah we didn't exactly tell you that you could have a weekend. We can retract your vacation at any time. Failure to show will result in termination. Yeah, no there will be no time off over Christmas Holidays and you can forget about the bonus. Turn down your fans as it draws off of our air conditioners. You plant workers are pretty spoiled...

Hand rubbing intensifies