SneakySkunk

I live in the Balkans, never I would've thought that USA can be as fucked up as my country is, sometimes even worse.

mememeyou

No shit because Epstein is alive

UrCoolerOlderBrother

Sipping mai-tais poolside, in Isreal.

raver9876

What is next....

I predict that they will forget where they buried him...

WatchListMe

Not a bombshell. Not common practice to DNA test fuckin dead people. When my grandpa died they were like wait hold on!! Is this really your grandpa? Lets find out!!

ParsedOutput

The fuckwit's right. This is not usually on the CIA extraction squad's things to do list.

SumerBreeze

Because your grandpa was a billionaire pedofaggot that was jailed and on trial.

You faggot kikes lol

InTheWideningGyre

What high-profile cases have used DNA tests to confirm the identity of the dead? Isn't it just assumed that the dead person is who they say it is?

SumerBreeze

Those that are unrecognizable.

I don't know why anyone associated with covering up the escape of a well-known pedophile would DNA test the body of some random fucking bum that they used as a decoy.

InTheWideningGyre

Well, yeah, but "suicide by hanging" doesn't make you unrecognizable.

SumerBreeze

It turns you into a completely different person, apparently.

InTheWideningGyre

Is it possible that the photo of him on the gurney looks different because of blood pooling after death? At first I was sure that it was a different person, but I now wonder if it's that his flesh is bloated because he was dead for a while. The differences appear to be soft tissue rather than bone structure, so maybe he's actually dead?

SumerBreeze

Ears changed shape/inner curves structure, nose got longer, etc.

That's not his dead body.

Tallest_Skil

breaking news blah blah blah turned up dead blah blah blah, you know the drill.