Kill your father, your mother, your brother, your sister... ( conspiracy )

submitted by Conspirologist

In case you are under mind control, kill your father, your mother, your brother, your sister, and anybody who pretends to be your friend. If you are under mind control, there are no normal people around you. I know it's hard to understand, but if you know to be normal, but people around you are not, you've been chosen to the god of degenerates, and you are under mind control. This is about the four Abrahamic religions, Christianism, Satanism, Islamism, Judaism. Don't trust atheists too, since the really normal people are agnostic. Stick only with the centrists and agnostics. TRUST NO ONE anyway. Good luck, mate.

sirRantsalot

belay that order! there's been a new batch of orders issued from zombie headquarters! your new instructions are to very quietly and peacefully proceed to your nearest hospital and await instructions. they've been informed of the situation and they're expecting you. you will be just fine. maybe along the way tip a wink to a stranger or pet a puppy.

SirNiggsalot

Ok , thanks.

worldwidewashout

your parents could be your handlers