Deth_comes_ripping

He's really inspiring.

"I dunno, pot's probably not as bad as heroin, I dunno, I'm not an expert or anything. It's not like it's my job or anything.... hm? Oh it IS my job? Well, my bad. Anyway, yeah pot, heroin, don't do drugs kids!"

klongtoey

this has to be satire. or that dude is retarded.

"probably not" + "i'm no expert" = time to resign.

Deth_comes_ripping

You could port this article over to the Onion and it would look like it belonged there.