ShadowWatcher

How much does it cost to look at the ground? I'm trying to plan a cheap vacation.

allahead

I can't imagine this happening in jew York. So out of character. "OY VEY YOU WANT TO SEE STARLIGHT? THAT WILL BE $60 AND SAY THANK YOU FOR THE PRIVILEGE.

DeliciousOnions

I think the permit is more for folks to use the place at night, since state parks usually aren't 24/7 venues?

Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of other oppressive bullshit policies out there - but if "Officer I'm stargazing" is a valid excuse for being out late at night then I can see how that's a problem.

gungasnake

A simple promise not to look upwards wouldn't suffice??

PeacefulAssassin

Jew York

NakedWarrior

Of course this is New York. People are fleeing that state so fast they need to money somehow. The ting is, the entire state of NY, once you get outside the big cities, is all farmland and country. So just go ask a farmer if you can set up your telescope in one of their fields.

vastrightwing

If you live in certain areas, there is what is known as a view tax assessed on your property in addition to the higher value of the property.

ex-redd

$35

?

a lot of parks charge entry, or for camping. Crowds may be wanting to gather after normal hours open to the public and may require extra clean-up if there were some huge meteor shower, or extra security if the area is nigger infested...but $35, jeeze, that is just unreasonable under any circumstance; $5 a head tops and you may get away with that theft freely--don't be greedy. Park administrator: "Well, if we're jewing them, we might as well live up to the name and jew 'em good."

DownRange

Most state parks are closed after sunset.

veteran88

Fucking Jews.

They must spend all of their "meetings of the president's" which are the president's from all the other Jewish groups from international down to local, just thinking of how the can be evil and torment us.

Always remember the meeting of the president's Everytime some kike accuses you of being a conspiracy theorist about Jews meeting and planning with each other. They have regular conference calls and meetings of different scale happening all the fucking time. There are meeting and working with each other to hurt us for their gain.

dogen

If you don't want to be raped by Kevin Spacey when you're chilling in the park at 2am, then you're going to need to pay for security.

knightwarrior41

why is this on conspiracy?

RageAgainstTheAmish

When is the breaking point? When will citizens have enough?

lord_nougat

Real soon?

RageAgainstTheAmish

The tree of liberty must be fertilized with the blood of communists occasionally.

lord_nougat

Scary vampire trees!

i_scream_trucks

"Is that a telescope i see there son?"

"Ah no sir, its a rifle scope, i was hunting for yeti"

"I dont see a rifle there"

"You took it last week sir"

"Why is it aimed at the sky?"

"Im drunk sir"

rndmvar

"Why is it aimed at the sky?"

"Having found no yetis on the ground, I'm wondering if they can fly."

i_scream_trucks

Correct answer.

RageAgainstTheAmish

ARRESTED FOR DRUNK IN PUBLIC

i_scream_trucks

but avoided a fine for not buying a permit for looking at the sky.

a pyrrhic victory but a victory nonetheless.

take THAT THE MAN!

Tucker4president

You're supposed to stay in front of your electronic screens, goym.