Still no celebrities among coronavirus victims? ( conspiracy )

submitted by Conspirologist

Correct me if I am wrong, but I have noticed that only average people are getting the coronavirus. No celebrities yet. Considering the lifestyle of celebrities, it's pretty implausible, unless it's true that the elite has the antivirus.

Whitening

Oh fuck no. We won't be that fortunate.

ComtesLafon

Elite might have antivirus, but a famous Chinese director died. We will see Hollywood get hit in a couple of weeks, then they cat will be out of the bag. Get your preps in.

DeathToMing

it's in the genes .. if you dont have THE gene you pretty well fkd

Conspirologist

Hoi polloi is a good one. Somebody here still has a sense of humour.

i_scream_trucks

hah hoi polloi havent heard that in a while

i_scream_trucks

you dont think they would let the diseased unwashed masses anywhere near them do you?

rndmvar

Wuhan's hospital lost their lead doctor, and head nurse to this last week.

I doubt they were considered average people in China.

GutterTrash

They live in their ivory towers away from lessers, why would anyone ever expect they would get infected?

Only two exceptions come to mind: Either they get infected from the help they underpay or they get infected from the children they rape when they travel overseas

VoatContainmentGuard

If I were Jackie Chan I would be fucking doing constant kung-fu to keep away kung-flu

i_scream_trucks

why.

he lives in australia.

so do his parents.

BoraxTheFungarian

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/world/wuhan-virus-australia-scientist-grow-coronavirus-lab-12364118

Well, the virus is there, hopefully confined to the laboratory setting, but ...

i_scream_trucks

you dont think the establishment would allow a coronavirus outbreak in canberra do you?

besides, theyre living under a western medical system, with access to all things that give us a head start when it comes to immunity, and theyre not exactly poor so arent going to be mingling with the plebs.

WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI

How many celebrities are there in China?

So far it hasn't spread so bad that people who just sequester themselves away are going to catch it. It's the people who can't afford to do that so they have to go out and work that are catching it.

Conspirologist

I am talking world wide, not just China. The epidemy has gone world wide.

i_scream_trucks

so has flu.

which kills more people.

thankfully ebola has not.

which also kills more people.

as does aids. and heart disease. and stroke. and a whole bunch of other shit die from all the time.

MisterScratch

The bs has gone world wide the " epidemy " doesn't exist at all.

GutterTrash

Give it time. I will only ever believe it is "world wide" when we have to enter and leave our homes like in 12 monkeys where you had to suit up like crazy

SumerBreeze

Movie director Chang Kai and his family.

Conspirologist

Wow. He was involved in some popular movies. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1646850/

Bottled_Tears

Was going to mention this.

And Bibi has been missing for months now ever since she spoke against China.