Flatbrainers are real ( conspiracy )

submitted by Conspirologist

Back in the days, when IMDb forums were still up, I have met a lot of people who would post "wow, it's real, I thought it was just a movie" about any conspiracy movie that turned out to be real. I call them flatbrainers. Their flat brains don't allow them to comprehend that any movie involving conspiracy is real. They expect the mass media to tell them what is real. I am just glad to be born with a normal brain that allows me to understand right away that all conspiracy movies are real.

IIJOSEPHXII

The horror movies are real - the news and documentaries are pure fiction.

"The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us; but he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. His attack is psychological, Damien. And powerful."

William Peter Blatty, The Exorcist.

Do you know what The Exorcist is about? Everyone who spends time with Regan rapes her. William Peter Blatty, the author of the novel and producer of the movie, was a former CIA operative who served as the policy-branch chief of the Psychological Warfare Division of the U.S. Air Force.

In The Exorcist he cryptically details how police, clergy, Hollywood directors, military and medical professionals are brought under CIA (the demon) control through ritual sex abuse, and how children are MKUltra programmed. The dilivery of this to the audience is via the videodrome who unwittingly go through mass-MKUltra programming themselves.

HarlandKornfeld14

You might actually me onto something with this one. Whenever I watch something and think its "dropping a redpill" that isn't actually the case, because normies think its just pure fiction and not borrowing from reality.

jerry

This is either real dumb or pretty clever

Glum-County

The world was rooting against China and for Hong Kong so China said fuck China and The world

antiracistMetal

I'm getting real sick of you, Frodo.

Your whole shtick is how much smarter you are than others while being uneducated, like @Crensch .

meowski

all conspiracy movies are real

wat

wrathfulmomes

Not literally all, but it's a great discrediting tactic.

"Oh, you believe that crazy nonesense? Just like the moooovie huh? You watch too much TV, get a life"

3dk

All of them. The earth is hollow with dinosaurs in it, but it's also flat surrounded by a giant ice wall. All space travel is fake, the US has a moonbase aready. Kennedy was killed by the CIA and he's sitting in a bunker with Elvis and Hitler.

Lagmonster

Who created the Wuhan virus and are we all going to die like the TV says?

One theory in which I believe is one of the more probable explanations. China manufactured the virus and was testing it on animals. One of the workers sold an infected animal as food and POOF!

Conspirologist

All the viruses since HIV / AIDS were created in laboratory and unleashed to kill people.

MAGANDN

AbbyNormal that is... bwahahaha!