ARE THEY HIDING AN ASTEROID ABOUT TO HIT EARTH? ( conspiracy )

submitted by Minajesty109

Could it be why they're telling us to stay inside?

Maroonsaint

God I hope so. I’ll stand outside and await the end

MissingEgo1

Please say yes, Please say yes, Please say yes.

Pooh_on_a_Jew

Dis be big brain time ma brudda

cm18

No. It looks like war with China is just around the corner. That, along with a power struggle in the US. Keeping the armed citizens in quarantine let's the factions fight over the power structure without diminishing American productivity and fighting capacity. If nukes break out, having everyone in doors helps keep order.

EDIT: (Just my theories.)

Minajesty109

Thank you for answering and not being making fun of the question 😊

cm18

Isn't this supposed to be how to post a reply?

raver9876

Yes, when a mile high wall of fire hits your town, it is best to stay inside.

BoraxTheFungarian

You should post this amazing fact to /v/fakedinofacts

Mumbleberry

Yes, it's hiding in Uranus

i_scream_trucks

yes.

you caught us.

youre all going to die.

ta ta.

Nonymous608

Deny deny deny...dammit man...stick to the script.