wrathfulmomes

The way they supposedly work, according to the publicly released Navy patent, may actually cause a type of cloaking. By warping enough to distort gravity and even damp Newton's laws of INERTIA, light is bent around it. https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=optical+cloaking

nwguy

funny all video still seems to be vhs quality

GeilHitler

This is literally a twisted reddit-post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/hmxk4a/dear_skeptics_smartphones_cause_less_sightings/

Jews play both sides, and the golems are even worse.

Conspirologist

Somebody saw my thread on Voat and reposted it on Reddit.

freedomite

There are literally millions, they are simply all dismissed as "CGI"

ArcturianDeathTrap

Theres a lot of UFO images, however the alien telepathic impositin (that also.kungfud my UFO image) doesnt want you guys to be satisfied with a UFO image anyway, so if you didnt take it yourself, youll want an endless amount of verification.

Secondly, the aliens are going to develop invisible ways, because the hell you think you are, tryna see them an shit, then the jigll be up and there would be a rebellion and more shoot downs. Why do you think niggers love the night?

IIJOSEPHXII

You have been inculturated by an alien race, but they didn't come from another planet. Alien movies, TV shows, books and comics are crafted to make you a Zionist sympathiser on the one hand, and to fear the unknown on the other. They also provide the neuro-linguistic framework for hoaxes and "conspiracy theories" to thrive in a disinformed public consciousness.

Adarcer

I believe in UFO's but I do not believe an alien race travelled 3+ light years to visit us and give us prostate exam's no I do not ! UFO's exist and have been worked on since WWII Germany and later in other places (usa, antarctica ?) they are not extraterrestrial. I do also believe that in earlier times they were easier to spot now they have the tech to camouflage ... a body shape that can provide radar camouflage, a cooling tech to hide infrared. (Multi-spectral camouflage + optical/active camouflage + night ops = hard to see).

happyfacemcgee

I have found this documentary/analysis to have some of the best footage of “orbs” or UFOs I have ever seen - https://youtu.be/Llc_T4mjbok

I like his explanation of it too, I personally disagree with his final analysis but interesting nonetheless.

freeman84

Space is fake, aliens are a lie

blumen4alles

This makes think that UFO don't exist

I think you are missing a word there chip/tavistock robot

trucking_foal

I sufficiently advanced intelligence wouldn't have to try very hard to not be seen.

Conspirologist

Any intelligence wouldn't care to hide, since earthlings are demented.

trucking_foal

Well, we certainly don't present well. That is for sure.

grendelbiter

How do you know? The aliens might be more savage than us.

MuricaPersonified

I've took a video of an erratic, very fast silver orb in 2017 with my phone. In my life I've seen three others: A red orb and two black discs with white lights flying at low altitude. Also, UFO only means you don't know what the fuck it is.

Conspirologist

UFO means the ATCT can't recognize it.

MuricaPersonified

AKA "Unidentified Fuckin' Object".

/thread

RoundWheel

Learn about focal length and minutes of angle. You also didn't look very hard.

Seriously, when stupid people like you say things to mock others based on an idiotic premise, I always wonder why their parents didn't tell them they are retarded.

You need to sit down. It's time you know, you are retarded.

Analog video technology is actually very good. Limited by film speed, lighting, and exposure time. Modern phones have good cameras but are designed to focus 20 feet or less. This is why lenses are still used on real cameras. How many UFO reports have you heard people claim it flew past them at 20 feet? Certainly not normal.

Test: since you don't have any friends, find a hobo, who does have friends, and have him take your picture with your phone, at 100, 200, 300, 400, and 500 yards. After you finished chasing the hobo down, review. Now understand most reports are miles away.

With your logic, the hobo just confirmed big foot. Congratulations. You're now a famous retard.

KEVDOG77

Get this Mofo on the Obama Phone!

Crichton Leprechaun

Stubbabubba

I've seen some myself. There have been times when masses of people see them.

albatrosv15

You know why there are no images? Nobody cares. For how many seconds per day do you look up into the sky, in average?

i_scream_trucks

oh my lord...

"So guys i can see this tihng its clearly a ufo"

points phone at random spot in the sky and waves it around

"Can you see it? its huge! OH MY GOD!"

phone waves backwards and forwards past vague thing that could be anything from an aircraft to chupacabra

"LOOK AT IT GO OH MY GOD!"

phone stops moving point at nothing at all, bigfoot pops up in the corner and waves

"FUUUUUUUUUCK OH MY GOD"

phone waves around some more in front of what is by now clearly an aircraft on approach to the runway behind the idiot with the camera

"HOLY SHIT WHERE DID IT GO ITS GONE WOW UFO!"

blackguard19

There are weird flying objects in the sky. They’re just not piloted by space aliens which don’t exist.

In my opinion the ISS is an example of a UFO which appeared and followed a predictable pattern in the sky, and so a bullshit story about a space station was concocted even though there are no images of the ISS construction.

How do the elites know the patterns of celestial lights in the sky? Because they are lying to us about what is up there. There’s a saying that “millionaires use astronomy; billionaires use astrology.”

followthedolla

Anyone remember when maybe 2 years ago there was a massive triangle dangling over the white house or maybe capitol hill? There was at least 3 different angles filmed from highways etc. and the witnesses were freaking the fuck out. It has been absolutely memoryholed to oblivion.

mrnicegoy

you mean in 1952?

followthedolla

Nope, thats another happening

Chad_LongFellow

That's because nobody goes outside and looks up into the sky anymore.

If people do go outside (which is much less frequent nowadays) they are still looking down and glued to their smartphone screens.

ALIENS2222

I have one I took with my smartphone. You are so lame as to not find any though so Im not going to post it.

happyfacemcgee

I have one on an old phone too. It was an orb like many have spotted.

ALIENS2222

Wife and I saw 2 cylinders bright white/silver with a faint glow. No wings. No chemtrail. Dead silent and way too large/fast to be any airplane. When photographed it came up ORANGE. Another anon on the Chan saw a silvery white disk he photographed and it came out orange as well.

The best ones thoigh atr on a dark starry night look for a flasher. It's like a blashbulb going off in a dark stadium. Not a satellite mind you but a single flash. They will happen in an area of the sky usually definitely not on orbit as on-orbit things must move on a predictable paths. We even flashed. Back with a laser once... and got 2 flashes back. I'm saving to buy a telescope to view the moon. Watch a documentary called SHOOT THE MOON. It's fucking wild.

bb22

A UFO is an unidentified object in the air.

Maybe you just didn’t try very hard but I’ve seen lots of shitty cell phone videos of unknown things in the air. Even niggers chimping out about the shit they’re filming as they film it.

Maybe you meant to say aliens don’t exist because no one’s taken their picture with a cellphone yet? Would make slightly more sense but is still a logical fallacy.

78616BC93459

A UFO is an unidentified object in the air.

That is what the literal acronym means, but that is not how it is used in the common vernacular or by OP. We all know in this context that UFO means extraterrestrial vehicles.

bb22

Let me translate what you just said: "That's what UFO literally means, but I'm using some vague, ill-defined, "common vernacular" meaning that suits my purpose."

How exactly would one go about establishing whether or not an unknown object in the sky is extraterrestrial or not? Is there an app for that or something dipshit?

78616BC93459

Let me translate what you just said: "That's what UFO literally means, but I'm using some vague, ill-defined, "common vernacular" meaning that suits my purpose."

Something done every single day by every single person on the planet. When you say "Kleenex" do you mean the brand of facial tissue and not facial tissue from any other brand? No you don't, even though that's what it means. How about Coke, Xerox, bubble wrap, Frisbee, crock-pot, Jacuzzi, breathalyzer, chapstick,or Popsicle? So now you see how UFO began meaning one thing and now is used to mean another.

bb22

Of course I use words generically, but I don't choose some meaningless, generic horse shit over more precise language when I'm trying to make some kind of a logical argument.

The fact is that videos exactly like the OP is talking about do exist, and he did a very poor job trying to communicate what he's actually trying to express. Maybe he's just trying to express to us that he's an idiot and can't form a good argument? UFOs have been around for decades, including in the cell phone era (OP must also be too fucking ignorant to use YouTube to check before posting some dumb shit like this), and my guess is that they're military, but who the fuck knows?

If it were that easy to form an actual argument, and not a joke like this, then we'd already know what the fuck they are.

CryptoBard

UAP would be the term for op if he's looking for the paranormal

Conspirologist

UFO are not paranormal, illiterate imbecile.

blumen4alles

LOL you call them that - did you even read your post?

This makes think that UFO don't exist

KEK

CryptoBard

You missed the part when I said "if he's looking for the paranormal" whose illiterate now?

blumen4alles

This makes think that UFO don't exist

How about "This makes ME think that UFO's don't exist,..."

CanadianNatSoc

Same with ghosts and any other paranormal activity. You would imagine ufo sightings would skyrocket but nope.

CryptoBard

There are millions if images and videos of UFOs online, no idea wtf you're talking about.

ALIENS2222

Before this is all over they will fake a UFO invasion/return of Jesus. When "jesus" comes back it will be something super-gay like black trans obese jesus and they will try to get us all to follow what it says. If the Gov says its aliens then its NOT aliens. Our planet is quarantined on a planetary scale because of what is happening on this world is my guess. What we see is likely similar to what people in NK see... Tiny hints of an outside world bigger than them but unreachable with their level of tech.

gosso920

When "jesus" comes back it will be something super-gay like black trans obese jesus and they will try to get us all to follow what it says.

Christians will have to start wearing miniature electric chairs around their necks.

CryptoBard

Lol, nice

ALIENS2222

I mean seriously. THere is so much alien shit on the internet even a full time Ayylmao researcher like me cannot keep up with all of what I run into by ACCIDENT. They person is a faggot.