A 5 year old pine tree would work better. LOL

It seems only China, America and Canada have these long Nose swabs. Australia and Europe’s usuing a throat swab. Anybody know about Russia?

You guys will enjoy this, its a joke, sort of, it might be true, but dad was a joker, he probably heard it down by the port as a joke, and relayed it to me as fact. He did that sometimes.

Dad works in shipping, big cargo ships, shit like that, he tells me they had a situation with a shipment, the Japanese had purchased old spacesuits from NASA that were no longer used. Story is they are old model, but we have nicer ones now, so sell the old ones to Japan.

Japan returned them for a refund, stating that they had problems with the suits. There was a small hose attached to a condomlike device for attaching the pecker into a urine collection device (the pee hose). The Japanese were very disappointed that this hose was not long enough to reach their relevant appendages. The refund was reportedly refused with the comment "It aint the hose that's too short!"

I thought you would enjoy that.

So, the reason they use a long swab is because they don't have to use one on jews?

Idk, but it implants either the virus or a viral vector https://duckduckgo.com/?q=viral+vector

My god, you're right!

Good science brother.

Makes sense.

The swabs are infected with COVID get a test and get infected that simple.

I recommend a ice pick through the base of the spine then

This is the quality content I wake up in the morning to read.

I hear they lost a valuable swab up the nose of a kike named Goldberg. They put together an expedition to recover it, led by the grandson of Sir Edmond Hillary, but the kike sneezed and the poor bastard was never heard from again.

I heard OP will only take medicine in suppository form.

Okay, I chuckled.

Reddit tier shitpost

dammit!! I never thought of this. We must push for two foot long swabs!! YEAH!