RyleKittenhouse

Baby that ass is my Vatican: eternal city on the hill. It is the Temple in Jerusalem, where The Name is whispered still. It is the ark that holds the covenant, precious mana in the jar. It is the mecca of my pilgrimage, baby datass akbar.

RyleKittenhouse

Did this way before it was a thing. I invented this means of arm jousting while moshing at the height of Game of Thrones fever and wore my lady's favor for my March to glory.

No one liked it. Made a poem on a flier about it and everything. Went to bar after show like that, got surrounded, assaulted and property damaged my way out of a ring of fucking fat loser faggot betas who all probably Voat.