Won't somebody think of the feelings?

You seem to be correct. I found no proof under the subverse's modlog, nor under the user's info (though I dunno if deleted posts would show up).

Nothing in the megathread indicates this is happening either

I think this is fake, are we being trolled ?

I don't see this submission anywhere on AskVoat or the user's submission stats. Is there proof this was ever posted?

edit: It seems to me this thread may go against rule 1 - no spam. @AssuredlyAThrowAway , @axolotl_peyotl , @Mumberthrax , @Peglius , @PrivateJoker , someone want to review and decide whether this stays or not?

I don't think I've posted anything to /v/Kotakuinaction yet. . . Looks like I've got a reason to now.