Planted01

Aliens "signed a deal" is where the guy lost me when I was reading the article.

Why would they sign a contract? What court would the contract be supported by? Would we subpoena them and take them to the supreme court in the event that they broke contact? Seems silly.

TFS

It's the illuminati

It's the extraterrestrials

It's the jesuits

It's the "Black nobility" lol

It's the liberals

It's the "leftist"

It's György Schwartz,(but don't mention that he's a Rothschild front figure)

It's the devil and his fucking aunt.

It's never just the eternal jews, the bastards that's been universally hated and kicked out of every land they ever infested, is it (((ISRAEL?)))

Yair Netanyahu posted this shitty little meme about reptilian space lizards. It's always someone else...

https://static.timesofisrael.com/www/uploads/2017/09/Yair-Soros-1-640x400.jpg

ArielQflip

Oh. This is true. But it was Eisenhower who did it. Mutilate and abduct our children and bovines for tech. Think about it. How do you jump from a vacuum tube to a transister?

Gawdamm! smh...

Iheartcatfood

Aliens: just don't tell about us yet, humanity not ready

Jews: aliens exist and we signed a deal with them.... Poor aliens learning the hard way, gonna get jewed hard on arrival

Iheartcatfood

(totally dicks aliens on deal)...

Guys aliens are attacking and we don't know why, we must band together with me as leader to resist.

Shvonce

Article doesn't mention anywhere that they experiment on humans.

MetalAegis

“They signed a contract with us to experiment here,” he said, offering no details about the terms of the alleged interplanetary deal or the nature of the experimentation – hopefully, nothing too invasive.

Planted01

What do you mean you "think" you know what he means.

It's very clear that they never once mention experimenting on humans.

If scientist go to Canada to run experiments does that mean they are running experiments on humans?

If marine biologist are doing studies and experiments in a submarine in the abyss do you assume they are doing experiments on humans? If they are doing experiments and research in the jungle do you assume it is on humans?

We go to a lifeless planet or the moon to bring back handfuls of sand, that compared to a handful of earth which is far more interesting then a lifeless lumpnof coal from the moon or mars. One drop of pond water has more interesting things to research and study than anything we've gotten from space, yet we continue to study it just because it's there.

In like every other planet and moon in the known universe, Our soil is basicly alive, and compared to everything else out side of earth it would be considered to be completely alive.

Human beings would be a point of interest to study for sure, but everything on Earth would be worthy of research and "experimenting".

But the article is bullshit anyway.

mememeyou

All part of the Jew plan. Reagan said it , Trump going along with it. Kikes wet dream, when they have a slave class of mutts & we are all dumbed down enough to believe in alien overlords.

favoritecoloriswhite

Reagan said it

He's wrong. Aliens or no aliens, niggers would still be niggers, and I still wouldn't want anything to do with them. In fact, I'd be hoping the aliens are smart enough to recognize what is holding humanity back, and rectify the situation for us.

greydragon

I've been abusing this joke, but fuck it:
What do atoms and jews have in common? They make up everything!

Pentos

Oh, well if a Jew says it, it must be true.