Wait, so is THAT why the Enterprise was "coincidentally" twelve hours away from Pearl Harbor during the attack?

I...I can't believe I hadn't thought of that until know.

Wait, are we saying that the government did Pearl Harbor now?

I mean 9/11 I can see, the Bostom Marathon I can see, hell even Newtown I can see. But Pearl freaking Harbor? Really ?

http://www.cnn.com/US/9604/24/anti-terrorism/

http://www.nytimes.com/1996/04/14/us/clinton-challenges-congress-to-pass-terrorism-bill-he-d-approve.html