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Empire_of_the_mind

nice typo

smokratez

I'll check it out.

ArcticDweller

No, you do not understand.. if the pizza burns my fire alarms go off. Something my in my floor plan seems to encourage those bitches squeal often. My children wake up, mind you I am tanked. I have to wave a towel in front of the offending appliance or rip it off the wall, either way it is a big deal. Now I have to read a book, while still drunk, and tell two kids it's alright.

Toska

At least you had the decency to die at the end of that, Jesus.

ArcticDweller

Okay confession time, I am drunk tooo. I hope my pizza is not burning.

Vorontsov

Suddenly we're all coming out of the woodwork, man playing Dota 2 in this mood or whatever you would call it is hard.

ArcticDweller

Why just post a link? Why not bring it here? Own it and spread it.