Ooo Ooo! I know!

It was mean 'ol corporations wanting cheap labor!

No? Umm. It was the Chamber of Commerce!

No? Uh. It was Barrak Whoosane Obomber!

No? Mmm. It was lefty Democrats!

No? Ahh. It was all an ACCIDENT! Typical government incompetence ya' know.

No? I give up then.