PraiseIPU

You hate Democrats for the same reason Android users hate Apple- It's trendy for you to do and it makes you feel like a part of the winning side.

Democrats aren't perfect. In, fact they're awful. But they're still better than Republicans.

(they are both jackasses and I hate them both. It was also a subtle reference to the urban legend that in Chicago their were people long dead but votes were still be counted for them as Republican)

Drenki

My surprise level is at 0.

Guide

As opposed to a certificate of death birth?

PraiseIPU

actually yes. if it was still born there is still a birth certificate and they write "future republican" on it to show how dead to everything it is.

bugmenot

This led me to read about Saul Alinsky, and I must say that some people are pretty fucked up in their heads. It's interesting how many inconvenient people die of "sudden and massive heart attacks". This article is pretty fun too: http://www.dcclothesline.com/2013/06/29/the-many-astounding-coincidences-of-obama/

Lake

Then there was what looked like a scuba diver in the video taken right after the crash. (I only skimmed the article so if it mentioned this, sorry.) I honestly can't make out what it is in the video but it's still kind of interesting.

GhettoHaiku_4_You

lyin bout his pops

obama a fake nigga

frank marshall davis

deathcomesilent

You're the fist voat-based novelty account that I haven't outright downvoted. Carry on.