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Tomorrowland with George Clooney ( conspiracy )

submitted 2015-09-27T18:16 by Charlie_Prime

Deeep dildo. In case you didn’t know, the long-term plan of wealthy elites is to turn earth into a global work camp based on the Hindu caste system with mocha worker-bots subsisting on as few natural resources as possible, happy and hard-working with happy drugs and cheap entertainments while they produce ((profits)).

There will be a Soviet-style Inner Party ruling over China-style corporations, with genetic augmentation of elites. The United Nations is the primary organizing body for this slow change. George Clooney works for the U.N.

To sell this idea, they publish movies like Tomorrowland which play upon peoples’ desire for a clean, fun, high-tech, safe future world. Transhumanism is the new scientifical atheist/gnostic religion they use: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transhumanism Walt Disney corporation has been developing this religion for decades.

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In the movie, earth is facing destruction from war, climate change, and pollution, but is saved by a “Smart Creative” named Casey Newton.

Newton is a teenage misfit (because of her superior intelligence) who sneaks out at night to slow the disassembly of a NASA launch facility in Florida. Stupid rednecks hate spending money on big government space programs, so Newton’s space engineer father is losing his government job.

A dimension traveling A.I. robot in the form of a little girl named Athena (warrior goddess of heroic endeavours) selects Newton to help her save the earth by traveling to inter-dimentional multi-cultural scientific paradise Tomorrowland and stopping a mean whitey there from using his tachyon machine to inject bad thoughts into earthlings, which are the cause of earth’s failure.

After lots of good action-movie, gunfire, car chases, and chop sockey punch-em-ups, Athena dies heroically to stop the bad think machine. Newton creates a new fleet of robot kids who secretly travel around earth recruiting the few “smart, creative” special snowflakes who will save the earth by giving them a special coin they can use to access heavenly Tomorrowland.

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