So this one's not mine, but it seemed less stupid than usual given Shillary's recent admission we never stopped funding Al Qaida. Assuming you believe Al Qaida and its bombing of the World Trade Center were indeed one of the most convoluted and brilliant false-flag operations ever, the question then becomes how the finally rewarded the ring master of the circus, Bin Laden himself. Given Osama's place as the single most reviled person in America, tossing his corpse out of a helicopter seems a remarkably stupid. You'd want to DNA test his teeth to make sure the dental records and finger prints that were double-checked matches indisputably belonged to him. Instead, one guy took him out and the rest whisked away his corpse on a top secret chopper, all while some politicians in Washington watched it on TV. Nobody ever addresses the fact that if they really had been watching live, you think the president wouldn't have had a screen for every fucking feed in the event someone actually shot the most wanted man alive? Plus there is no way that footage wouldn't have wound up leaked. Gaddafi and Saddam weren't hated half as much as that bastard, particularly given the types of people who would have had access.

Anyways, the theory goes he's currently living in opulence somewhere low key, or potentially got surgery so he could go out in public and walk away unfathomably rich from helping the Mil-Ind complex suck up piles of money.