Social Security: Surge of children named Mohammed up 10,000%

Social Security: Surge of children named Mohammed up 10,000% ( washingtonexaminer.com )

submitted 2016-01-06T16:42 by threesevens

4 comments

Billistics 2016-01-07T02:07

Yeah but who wants a name like Jesus? People would think you're Mexican.

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bludream 2016-01-06T17:46

WOWOWOWOW

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mig2k 2016-01-06T17:27

95% of all kebabs are named "Mohammed". So this shouldn't be surprising at all.

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ElspethTirel 2016-01-07T01:55

We're going to have some Spartacus shit going on in our dystopian future. I can just imagine, mobs of tanned men (not necessarily Arab, but tanned from a destroyed environment and working manual labor like medieval peasants again) shouting from roads in a decrepit, but still thriving, New York City- no, they are screaming, "I AM MOHAMMAD!"

And then they all get shot by riot police.

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