Reclaimer69

Probably just mercury poisoning or radiation. They don't want people to know how much is in the water.

dabork

Well, courts just ruled that a monkey could not claim copyright on a selfie he took so i don't see how an animal can have medical privacy rights.

SumerBreeze

lol 70 years after the monkey dies

Antiseed117

So animal privacy supersedes human privacy these days? Ftw, and I don't mean free the whales.

ZombiesAreNigs

Marketing campaign for the announcement of an Ace Ventura movie? xD

escapefromredditbay

they already said it was diseased, basically, but if thats only what theyve released, god knows what else is wrong with it.

ElspethTirel

The end is coming...

ElspethTirel

Scary to imagine what kind of damage was done to the dolphin that the government wants hidden from the public.

luckyguy

Maybe the dolphin was into some really freaky shit.