Were you the kid who couldn't get bar soap down,and instead of holding you back a year your parents invented soft soap so they could show the school you were just as smart as the others in your grade?.

Also, this seems oddly specific for a put down. Projecting, maybe?

You don't know what a yellow light means? And you're calling me stupid?

Wow, you really seem to be upset. What did I not get again?

The only stupid joke I see here is you, bud.

You've got some serious delusions if you think three heavily armed, methodical assailants wouldn't have contingency plans to deal with bubba and his pea shooter. It'd be about as effective as the sign tbh.

The fuck did i just read

All I can say is, "BOOM!! BANG!! CRAAACK!" and the terrorists do not drive away. They fall down.

Is this supposed to be your clever little way of saying you're going to do this OP?