If I was told to spend whatever amount or take any action i thought necessary to distract internet reactionaries from... ( conspiracy )

submitted by KruppeforPresident

  1. A champion of civil asset forfeiture being confirmed as attorney general

and

  1. TTP fasttrack being passed in the house;

I would bribe/coerce Gabe into announcing that you now have to pay to mod Skyrim.

Mylon

An interesting theory. But nah, Valve didn't die a hero so they have lived long enough to become the villain.