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Drenki

ROLL FOR INITIATIVE

Reddiggoat

Let me sum up the debate for those late to the party.

Amalek - Why should the Jews have Israel?

SarMegahhikkitha - Because god said so, it's in the bible. Look at all this "proof" god exists.

Amalek - WTF dude, do you have any real arguments?

SarMegahhikkitha - No we are the chosen ones because god said so.

Amalek - Fuck this shit I'm out.

Toska

This is almost exactly what I took from the debate. I was surprised at Amalek's level headed approach. I agree with amalek that you can't use the bible as evidence in an argument. I think SirMegahhikitha would have done better to pursue the argument that no modern state is legitimate as it would have made the debate a bit more interesting.

Atarian

Gas the bikes, race... erm... now!

Atarian

Awww, I was hoping for /v/gasthebikes

Atarian

Man, it's just like /pol/ here sometimes.

/pol/ -

Someone disagrees JIDF pls go

Voat -

Someone disagrees Amalek pls go

MFW Amalek is JIDF

smokratez

Kind of pointless though. Jews are allowed to lie to non believers.

1rash

Plot twist: Amalek is ALL OF US !

canbot

What is the Jewish question?

Kal

I just want to know how the issue of the holiest of Jews sucking baby dick hasn't been brought up before.

chryseos-geckota

It's not easy being a fiddler on a roof!

MrPim

The rest of Voat just came to a screeching halt, and F5 keys are being broken off

brokenmoon

How much visibility we talking?

thuvia_1

this must happen. how many votes do you need? i will make alts.

well not really, but i will think really hard about doing it.

xeemee

(==]::;::;::> The Amazing Spamalek -vs- the Hasidic Jew in... <::;::;::[==)

!!! OY VEY, DIS CAND BEE GUD !!!

Don't miss the show! Get your tickets before they run out!

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All participants must be over the age 4

Offer void where prohibited (by the ADL)

Zyklon-B sold separately

Residents of Sweeden, Germany, Israel and a shit-load of other countries are subject to local laws

HitlerIsBlack

Who is the Jew?

Internet_Celeb

Shade: thrown

Internet_Celeb

So, typical jew tactics?

Pawn

Amalek plz help I'm scared of the jews coming and takin my rune helmet. :(

Internet_Celeb

I can step in, just give me 20 minutes on Google

Credentials: I've been blocked by over 100 people on Facebook

SarMegahhikkitha

So a Democrat watching the Republican debate will assume that one of the Republicans is the winner and therefore the good guy? This isn't a win or lose type thing. Some people will be swayed by Amalek, some people by the Jew, but most people will continue to hate both spammers and Jews. We're doing this for the first two types of people.

Vvswiftvv17

Can we commodify this as a revenue stream for Voat? Like a pay per view model? I think quite a few of us would pay.

SarMegahhikkitha

This will be knocked off the front of /v/Conspiracy by then... you really can't?

Internet_Celeb

Fuck yes

TheTrigger

Yes, please! This will make my night.
Who wants popcorn?!

pitenius

Are you the Hasid?

Why privilege the hasids over other flavors of Orthodorks?

SarMegahhikkitha

If mitnagdim wanted to step up to the plate and debate him they could. I'm saying I'm Hasidic for the sake of disclosure.

pitenius

K, thx, cool?

Diogenes_The_Cynic

I already did. Screencap everything. Also, if he cites something, look it up. Post screenshots in sli.mg

MrPim

there's a high probability brigadiers are going to try to bury the post to stifle open discussion,

What? I don't think so. You could probably sell tickets.

xeemee

sticky

xeemee

thanks for the corrected time

notice people aren't DV'ing the post : )

it's not so much what he says - there's many here who agree - it's how he says it

i think he has the knowledge to dominate the debate if he can keep a cool head

for clarification, what is the 'Jewish question', because that could be a broad topic ???

SarMegahhikkitha

Actually, the primary concern is not so much that the post will be brigaded (which it would be if we actually started debating before it gained traction); their M.O. is to insert derailing comments everywhere and upvote-brigade those to hide the actual debate. To that end, we plan to keep this thread as the commentary on the debate, and Amalek will post in a sub he mods for the actual debate thread (link to come), so he can prune derailing comments from the actual debate thread.

xeemee

... we plan to keep this thread as the commentary on the debate, and Amalek will post in a sub he mods for the actual debate thread (link to come), so he can prune derailing comments from the actual debate thread.

wut? that is not sounding good to me at all - allowing one of the debaters to delete comments in a debate that he's participating in?

if you want to circumvent up/dn vote problems, then conduct it in a sub that's set to 'Anonymized mode', or set to 'Only allow submissions from authorized submitters'

if it's going to moderated by the same guy who's part of the debate, what's the point?

SarMegahhikkitha

I'm giving him the privilege to moderate so nobody will cry foul against the Jews. If he replies and then deletes it I'll still have the record of it and can post it in this thread. Introducing a third person just invites questions about whether they're just one of our alts, whether they're powermod cabal, etc.

xeemee

gotchya - i didn't realize you were on the other end of the debate : )

Reddiggoat

My answer would be "Treat them the same as you treat all people, you racist assholes." (I.E. No special privileges but no special restrictions either.)

stolencatkarma

They believe they are special though. I cant speak for any personally but i thought that was the general idea from the texts. God's Special People.

xeemee

ok, so then it is a very broad topic - very!

there's a lot of history and events there - i was imagining it might be more specific, like the widely misinterpreted "final solution"

OneTrueCube

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

THE BIGGEST SHOWDOWN IN VOAT HISTORY

WATCH AS AD HOMINEM ACCUSATIONS FLY WHILE NOTHING IMPORTANT GETS DECIDED

YOU MIGHT BE BUYING A TICKET AT FULL PRICE BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE

RectalLeakage

Seat. Buying a seat. Not ticket.

Lag-wagon

You might be buying the entire seat but you will only need the edge.

OneTrueCube

Yes. That was what I was supposed to say. I forgot how it was worded.

SarMegahhikkitha

In PMs, Amalek is actually very reasonable. The foaming-at-the-mouth Amalek is a result of him constantly being attacked by shills trying to drag any serious discussion into the mud.

Guide

There wasn't enough space available to contain the amount of "Hahaha's" I wanted to reply with.

cynoclast

Look, I like voat. I'm devoted to growing it in lieu of reddit, but let's be real. Voat isn't important enough for shills.

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/voat.co

~6,000th site in the US? 15,000th in the world?

Reddit by contrast is #9 & 32nd.

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/reddit.com

I'm betting shills don't care about anything below 50th US and 100th globally. It would just be poor use of funds.

OneTrueCube

I've had one or two positive interactions with him.

that being said, the old adage holds true; on the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

What I mean is that there's no way to tell for sure whether or not Amalek is Amalek, or that these shills are shills.

can only shrug and keep shitposting

Gerplunckamo

Damn, son. Good luck.