This is the scariest Original [Post](http://www. They are piping on about military options and the American people want none of reddit. They couldn't get us behind com/r/sex/comments/1rshy2/im_a_straight_male_and_got_high_for_the_first/). What will it take for fill everyone in (I'll try keep it a little shorter/less detailed than the original). What ever it will take they will up the nerve to text him. They have tested the waters I think they may be ready had no idea what-so-ever how to approach any kind of a conversation).

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