Things get stranger still.. her last means head in German. Very weird coincidence.

My dad is dead, I like you. Will you be my dad. I'll let you punch me stomach only before I eat because I don't want to upset you if I get sick and make a mess on the floor

owning all the threads as ever comrade

"Mr Kopf grilled Democratic presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders on gun control at the televised presidential debate last Sunday."

uber is a recipe for serial murder ffs they should be held responsible.

That's the spirit! Let your slave flag fly.

With every word you continue show your immaturity and with that people will take you less seriously, if they ever did. Please, keep talking.

I can't take your facetious tone seriously. Go play elsewhere little boy, let the adults converse.

What kind of comment even is this? Who the hell are you?

Because she survived a bullet? You set your standards low so that you're not disappointed I bet.

The conspiracy is that either:

A) People have been pretending a little girl was shot in the head / dead and wasn't.

or

B) She was shot in the head and given medical services that aren't available to regular people which resulted in her recovery.