Need to hide a Muslim terrorism story? Kill a celebrity (Rob Ford). ( conspiracy )

submitted by dildonkers

Suspicious timing. Now the Rob Ford thing is trending above the terror attack.

leahbettsisdead

Breaking News!!! World wide mega celebrity Rob Ford is dead!

twentyfive

he made me like Toronto

leahbettsisdead

Tronoto was a nice place before fat Rob and will be long after the worms eat his flesh.

twentyfive

how dare you fuck with my shit, i liked fat rob

leahbettsisdead

Certainly was a character, but did not make Toronto what it is.

twentyfive

hmm... are you saying democracy doesn't work? you silly canuck?

leahbettsisdead

You must be a rabbit jumping to conclusions like that.

twentyfive

if youre Canadian you know what a winter like

leahbettsisdead

And if you're a bird you know what it is like to have wind in your wings.

twentyfive

i know excatly what birds are like, i had pet birds... the female pecked the hell out the male. nothing i could do. birds are assholes

leahbettsisdead

Should have fed them... or got another cage.

twentyfive

agian bids are assholes like yourself

leahbettsisdead

If I could shit on you from the air I would.

twentyfive

beside my cat has you beat... lol you a smart one

leahbettsisdead

Dad always said, fear no pussy.

twentyfive

dude i ate 3 burgers just now, what the fuck you want. i will destroy you and your pretty little sister.

leahbettsisdead

I don't know if she likes meat in her mouth nearly as much as you.

twentyfive

waint until you put bamoo in your ass fuct twat, knock knock, who there... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you pinhead

leahbettsisdead

The giant panda is a solitary animal and spends about 2/3 of the day eating. Bamboo being its favorite food.

twentyfive

i need to stroke my kitty to come up with with prefect reply to you. perhaps youve wasted you time... till then i'll listen to stanhope

leahbettsisdead

In the meantime check oit this video of the Brussels attacker. https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s

leahbettsisdead

The truth is more fun though https://youtu.be/aRmaCLDJ8Xk

twentyfive

Not enough cock. See I love penis

leahbettsisdead

Ask and you shall receive. https://youtu.be/w0NyFUwiRC8

twentyfive

if that your main goal in life, i pity you

dildonkers

It's sure burying the terror attack on Reddit.

leahbettsisdead

So a social media internet site is considered all media? All the major NEWS outlets are shoving Brussels down my throat. It is incredibly tragic, but I want to watch that coverage on repeat just as much as I would a school shooting; that is to say not very much.

Why is Voat soooooo obsessed with what goes on over on Reddit? Its like this place is populated with a bunch of scorned ex-girlfriends.

jerry

Reddit at this point is like a car crash. You want to look away, but you can't so you watch it burn in detail. People will always talk about Reddit here, it's where most of us (including you I bet) came from in the first place. And there'll always be people to bitch about it.

leahbettsisdead

Reddit is like your racist grandparents. Accept them for what they are and move on. Yes I came from there and still visit, but just like my grandparents, I don't complain about the shit coming out of it.

jerry

so instead you complain about the complainers ;)

leahbettsisdead

No. Trying to reason with people I hope are more reasonable than my racist grandparents. Change what you can and accept what you cannot.

jerry

Hey, good point.